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"Whenever I play with Gerald Ford, I try to make it a foursome the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer." Bob Hope
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"It's hard to come up with a simple definition of who you are, ... Right now, I don't think there are many common bonds across the board for the four and a half million people who live here." Bob Hope
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"You can't say, 'We've got the biggest airport in the world' as a slogan," Bob Hope
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"Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!" Bob Hope
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"The rural economy tends to be dealt with in a piecemeal way. But we took the view that, by being bolder, we could provide a catalyst for reviving the economy of west Durham." Bob Hope
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"You couldn't say anything negative about any of the Braves without Pearl getting greatly offended." Bob Hope
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"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful." Bob Hope
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"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy." Bob Hope
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"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]" Bob Hope
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"Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong." Bob Hope
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"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it." Bob Hope
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"I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people" Bob Hope
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"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality." Bob Hope
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"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued." Bob Hope
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"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it." Bob Hope
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"When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano." Bob Hope
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"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap." Bob Hope
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"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!" Bob Hope
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"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." Bob Hope
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"You've got to be rich to have a swing like that." Bob Hope
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"I have to much money invested in sweaters." Bob Hope
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