Billy Crystal Quotes

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"Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar." Billy Crystal
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead." Billy Crystal
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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
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American Comedian    Funny    Sex   

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"That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul." Billy Crystal
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way." Billy Crystal
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"Change is such hard work" Billy Crystal
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"I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish." Billy Crystal
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"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." Billy Crystal
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"This guy was so large, he had his own climate." Billy Crystal
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"Gentlemen, start your egos." Billy Crystal
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great? (from "City Slickers")" Billy Crystal
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"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right." Billy Crystal
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap." Billy Crystal
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"People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before!" Billy Crystal
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"Bill don't go, it's OK, we love you." Billy Crystal
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"I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something." Billy Crystal
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"To be or ... Line!" Billy Crystal
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"I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand." Billy Crystal
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"My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love," Billy Crystal
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"My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love." Billy Crystal
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American Comedian    Funny   

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"You just can't do that." Billy Crystal
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