Bill Vaughn Quotes

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"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist Funny Quote of the Day

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist Humorous

"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist

"The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist

"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election"

Bill Vaughn Topics: America

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."

Bill Vaughn Topics: Age And Aging American Journalist

"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."

Bill Vaughn Topics: Age And Aging

"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist Baseball

"Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist Army

"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist Money

"Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career"

Bill Vaughn

"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem"

Bill Vaughn Topics: Happiness

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist

"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist College

"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist

"About five years ago, we had five teams in the 'A' division, but it dwindled down to two in the spring and just one for this season, ... In the past, we have mixed together divisions because of the number of teams, but if we forced it together (this season, Budweiser Select) may not get to play a single game."

Bill Vaughn

"The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine"

Bill Vaughn

"When a fellow you knew in school attains some lofty public office, you're glad for his sake - but somewhat apprehensive for the future of the country"

Bill Vaughn Topics: Office

"People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist Learning

"A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm."

Bill Vaughn Topics: American Journalist

"The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas"

Bill Vaughn

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