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"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool." Bill Maher
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs." Bill Maher
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"Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is." Bill Maher
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"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?" Bill Maher
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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again." Bill Maher
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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex." Bill Maher
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"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence." Bill Maher
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need." Bill Maher
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"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country." Bill Maher
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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder." Bill Maher
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"A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory." Bill Maher
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"I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie." Bill Maher
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