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"[Alan looks into signing up for drug trials]
Clinician: In such cases, common side effects include dry mouth, hair loss, blurred vision, inflamed gums...
Alan Harper: [Nervous] OK.
Clinician: ...mild nausea, heart palpitations, liver damage...
Alan Harper: [More nervous] Wow!
Clinician: ...boils, shingles, sudden fainting and temporary darkening of the stools.
Alan Harper: [Shocked] Dear God! How much do you pay people to do this?
Clinician: $1,000 a week.
Alan Harper: I'm in!"
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