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"Jackie'a mother: How's the soup?
Miss June Crabtree: Oh, it's delicious! Only I'm affraid it's a little too rich for me.
Jackie'a mother: Oh, I'm sorry.
Jackie: Tastes like mothballs
[Mom kicks Jackie's shin under the table]
Jackie: I swollered it!
Mary Ann: Tastes like Pa's breath would smell.
[Mom repeats shin kicking business on Mary]
Mary Ann: I did too!
Wheezer: Tastes more like axel grease. Owwwwwww! Quit pinching me!"
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Birth: 1926-06-01 Death: 1962-08-05

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