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"Alan Matthews: Hey, son! How was your day?
Cory: Fine.
Alan Matthews: What'd you do in school?
Cory: Nothing
Alan Matthews: Hey, *hold on*! Wait there!
Alan Matthews: You know, everyday I ask you, What did you do? and everyday you tell me Nothing. Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean we both know something happened in school today and I want to know what it is!
Cory: I decided to be a girl.
Alan Matthews: Well, you taught me a very valuable lesson there, son.
Shawn Hunter: You know the book, Black Like Me?
Amy Matthews: Sure, is that what you guys are reading in school?
Alan Matthews: Don't ask questions, honey!
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