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You Ought to Be in Pictures
"Studio Guard: Who do you think you are, driving through here like that?
Porky Pig: Why, I'm P-P-Porky Pig.
Studio Guard: Oh, so you're Porky Pig.
[Porky nods]
Studio Guard: And you wanna go in there.
[Porky nods]
Studio Guard: And you want me to be a nice guy and let you go in there.
[Porky nods]
Studio Guard: So I can lose my job.
[Porky starts nodding, catches himself and shakes his head]
Studio Guard: Well, I'm not a nice guy, and I'm not gonna let you in, and I'm not gonna lose my job, but I am gonna throw you out!
[Guard picks up Porky, car and all, and tosses him out]
"
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