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"Mark Bannister: [speaking to Claudia's husband Kaddir on the phone] Hi, Kaddir, salaam back at you.
Claudia: I won't talk to him.
Mark Bannister: [speaking to Claudia] He wanted to know if you were here.
Claudia: Why?
Mark Bannister: To let you know he canceled your credit cards.
Claudia: What? That Middle Eastern maggot! He can talk to my lawyer, the nerve of that towel head!
Mark Bannister: [back on the phone with Kaddir] Oh, yes, she is very upset about your little love spat, Kaddir.
[now speaking to Claudia]
Mark Bannister: He says he will forget everything if you just go home and fix dinner for him.
Claudia: [shouting into the mouthpiece of the phone] Oh, grind some glass, Ayatollah!
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