"Joe: [watching Madea butter her house arrest bracelet] You know, I was watching the Animal Planet channel and they say that when a coyote is trapped, it will eat its own foot off to get out of the trap. You want some hot sauce? In your case it wouldn't be a coyote, it would be an elephant. A big old giraffe.
Madea: Say one more thing, Joe.
[click of gun]
Madea: Say one more thing. I don't hear you. You're quiet, can I buy a vowel?
"
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Known in the music industry as Eminem, Marshall Mathers was born in Missouri. He started rapping as a teenager and eventually his self-produced record found its way to Dr. Dre. Dre produced Eminem's first professional record, which made him a superstar virtually overnight. Slim Shady was released in 1999 and went to the top of the charts. His follow up release, The Marshall Mathers LP, sold two million copies in its first week. In 2001, Eminem starred in his first film, 8 Mile, which focused on his life. Since then he has had several resurgences in the music industry and showcases new …
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