Andy Rooney Quote

Andy Rooney

"Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve." Andy Rooney
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Dalai Lama
Birth: 1935-07-06

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."

The fourteenth Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso was recognized to be the reincarnation of his predecessor when he was just two years old. Following a vision, high lamas spread throughout Tibet to search for him. After passing a series of tests, Gyatso was enthroned in 1940. At 16 he assumed full power of Tibet when the Chinese invaded the country. He has been in exile since 1959, living in the Himalayan foothills in India. He has continued to seek an open dialogue with China. In the meantime, he continues to spread his message of kindness, understanding, compassion and more important, peace, …



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