The only
difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad
Salvador Dali
If you can't
get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance
George Bernard Shaw
A lover
tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
Moliere
Absence
diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows
out the candle and blows up the bonfire.
Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
Accept the
things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate
brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
Marcus Aurelius
Ah Mozart!
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge
Gravitation
cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
I belong
to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my
toast for me.
Dick Martin
I feel like
Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but
I don't know how to make it interesting.
Milton Berle
Ignorance
never settle a question.
Benjamin Disraeli
All that
is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
J.R.R. Tolkein
-The highest
stage in moral ure at which we can arrive is when we recognize that
we ought to control our thoughts.
Charles Darwin
Never let
your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. --
Isaac Asimov
Ask not
what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
