Knock Knock Jokes

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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargoes.
Cargoes who?
Car goes beep beep!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn t say banana?"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! !"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some food, I m STARVING!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy last time you took a bath?"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I m hungry!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry, it s just a joke."
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co 
Moo!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don t cry it s just a joke!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you ll see!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire State building!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
To.
To who?
To whom! "
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"Knock, Knock!
Who s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise your boy friend!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here?"
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