Found 50 jokes in the topic of Blonde.
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"Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Louisiana Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So ya'll want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture and said: "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth."
Then he stuck the photo in the fact of the first blonde and withdrew it after a couple of seconds.
"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He only has one eye."
The detective shook his head disgustingly and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture. It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde and asked, "What about you? Did you notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you just hear what I told the first lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused, too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a big waste of my time, but..." He flashed the photo in this blonde's face for a brief moment and withdrew it, saying, "All right. Did you notice anything unusual or distinguishing about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "Why, you're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that simply by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes dramatically and replied, "Well, with only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.""