Marriage

(57 votes)   Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.

Oscar Wilde

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(56 votes)   I like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much alike in the mirror.

Marilyn Monroe
American Singer 1926-1962

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(56 votes)   Kindness and intelligence don't always deliver us from the pitfalls and traps: there are always failures of love, of will, of imagination. There is no way to take the danger out of human relationships.

Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

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(56 votes)   Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

Cass Daley

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(56 votes)   There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.

Ogden Nash
1902-1971, American Humorous Poet

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(55 votes)   Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.

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(55 votes)   Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Anonymous

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(55 votes)   Get Married Stay Married What a concept.

The Snipe

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(55 votes)   Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.

Miriam Robbins

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(55 votes)   Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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(55 votes)   Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, ''What will you have, sir?'' And I said, ''A glass of hemlock.''

Ernest Hemingway
1898-1961, American Writer

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(55 votes)   The curse which lies upon marriage is that too often the individuals are joined in their weakness rather than in their strength --each asking from the other instead of finding pleasure in giving. It is even more deceptive to dream of gaining through the child a plenitude, a warmth, a value, which one is unable to create for oneself; the child brings joy only to the woman who is capable of disinterestedly desiring the happiness of another, to one who without being wrapped up in self seeks to transcend her own existence.

Simone De Beauvoir
1908-1986, French Novelist, Essayist

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(54 votes)   Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage.

Diane Sollee

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(53 votes)   Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

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(53 votes)   Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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