Marriage

(68 votes)   Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Anonymous

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(68 votes)   Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Joseph Barth

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(68 votes)   Progress of a marriage: ''There was a time when you couldn't make me happy. Now the time has come when you can make me unhappy.''

Irving Layton
1912-, Canadian Poet

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(68 votes)   There is nothing more admirable than two people who see eye-to-eye keeping house as man and wife, confounding their enemies, and delighting thier friends.

Homer

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(68 votes)   There's nothing like a Catholic wedding to make you wish life had a fast forward button.

Daniel Chopin

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(67 votes)   Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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(67 votes)   I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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(67 votes)   Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

G. K. Chesterton

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(67 votes)   Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

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(67 votes)   Me never believe in marriage that much...marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong.

Bob Marley
1945-1981, Jamaican Musician - songwriter, guitarist & Activist

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(67 votes)   Successful marriage is always a triangle: a man, a woman, and God. -Cecil Myers

Cecil Myers

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(66 votes)   I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Mahatma Gandhi
1869-1948, Indian Political, Spiritual Leader

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(66 votes)   I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Sylvester Stallone

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(66 votes)   Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Helen Rowland
1875-1950, American Journalist

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(65 votes)   I hate work. That's why I got married.

Peg Bundy
American TV Character, Married with Children

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