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(200 votes)   Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire.

Francois de La Rouchefoucauld

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(199 votes)   Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

Jack Handey

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(198 votes)   No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

Albert Einstein

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(197 votes)   Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

Hoosier Farmer

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(197 votes)   The family seems to have two predominant functions: to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane.

Donald G. Smith

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(193 votes)   None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers … If you love your country, don't depend on handouts from Washington for your information. If you cherish your freedom, don't leave it all up to big government.

Barry Morris Goldwater

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(192 votes)   Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis.

NRBQ

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(191 votes)   Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong.

Geoff Arbuthnot

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(191 votes)   Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, well, he eats you.

The Big Lebowski Coen Brothers
The Stranger

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(191 votes)   To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

Henry Louis Mencken

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(190 votes)   Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Julius Henry Marx

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(189 votes)   We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a great capacity for love, friendship, generosity, kindness, faith, hope, and joy.

Dean Koontz

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(188 votes)   The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents; divine philosophy teaches us to forgive them.

Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu

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(186 votes)   Love can never give too much, But those of us who love Can give in too much.

Alfred Stuart, Jr.

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(181 votes)   Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Franklin P. Jones

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