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(243 votes)   Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.

Alfred A. Montapert

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(243 votes)   I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Dick Martin

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(242 votes)   Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

Arnold Daly

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(239 votes)   It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

Anonymous

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(233 votes)   Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.

Zora Neale Hurston

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(226 votes)   My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

Rodney Dangerfield

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(221 votes)   Platonic love is love from the neck up.

Thyra Smater Winsolow

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(219 votes)   Earth's the right place for love. I don't know where it's likely to go better.

Robert Lee Frost

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(214 votes)   Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Franklin P. Jones

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(213 votes)   The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Franklin P. Jones

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(212 votes)   Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.

Jessica Martin

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(207 votes)   A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Fr. Jerome Cummings

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(206 votes)   By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him.

W. Somerset Maugham

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(206 votes)   I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

Jack Handey

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(201 votes)   A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat.

Logan P. Smith

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