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(89 votes)   Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.

UNKNOWN

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(89 votes)   More of Murphy's Law Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun. Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious. Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

Murphy's Law's

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(89 votes)   Security puts a premium on feebleness.

H.G. Wells

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(89 votes)   Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while. {after blatantly elbowing an Angolan basketball opponent in the Olympics}.

Charles Barkley

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(89 votes)   Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.

Max Frisch

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(89 votes)   We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.

Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

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(88 votes)   I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since.

Marilyn Monroe
American Singer 1926-1962

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(88 votes)   If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

Jack Handy

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(88 votes)   We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees - upon being drafted by the Dallas Mavericks

Jason Kidd

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(88 votes)   When things are down it'll all turn around. When things are up, you gotta throw the hammer down.

Kelly Holder
Teacher at Mt. Airy High School. Coaches Football.

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(87 votes)   Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.

Billy Rose

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(87 votes)   The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and Hobbes

Bill Watterson

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(86 votes)   "It's my world, you all just live in it."

Monica Smith

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(86 votes)   Gee, I never thought I had an effect on people until I was in Korea.

Marilyn Monroe
American Singer 1926-1962

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(86 votes)   Never go to bed angry... always stay up and argue.

UNKNOWN

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