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(835 votes) [The lover says:] How beautiful you are, now that you love meMarlene Dietrich
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(680 votes) Don't question GOD, as he may say, if you are so eager for answers, then please come up.Anonymous
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(659 votes) I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them. - Letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960John Lennon
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(655 votes) First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.George Bernard Shaw
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(644 votes) It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.Irish Proverb
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(639 votes) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.Anonymous
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(606 votes) If evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands. Only God gave us eyes in the back of our heads and the power to tune things out.Courtney S.
Mom
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(590 votes) The chances of bread falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet!Anonymous
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(554 votes) Love is a passion, which never lasts longer.Anonymous
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(504 votes) The bravest thing that men do is love womenMort Sahl
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(468 votes) You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.Sarah Silverman
1970-, Comedian, Actor, and Writer
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(447 votes) I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.Sarah Silverman
1970-, Comedian, Actor, and Writer
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(422 votes) I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.Sarah Silverman
1970-, Comedian, Actor, and Writer
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(373 votes) Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.Janis Joplin
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(364 votes) One day my dad who sits on the couch all day asks me what are you doing with your life and i say same thing you are.jen ayala
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