Computers

(83 votes)   To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.

Farmers Almanac

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(51 votes)   And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.

Dave Barry

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(51 votes)   Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

Anonymous

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(50 votes)   In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

Anonymous

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(48 votes)   It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.

Anonymous

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(48 votes)   Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.

Anonymous

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(48 votes)   RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

Anonymous

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(47 votes)   And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

Dave Barry

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(47 votes)   User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot.

Dave Barry

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(44 votes)   If it draws blood, it's hardware.

Anonymous

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(43 votes)   An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.

Rich Julius

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(43 votes)   I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.

Anonymous

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(41 votes)   E-commerce businesses, even e-commerce specialists, have yet to realize that the WWW is first and foremost an emotional experience. Few websites reflect this important priority.

Grant Fairley

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(40 votes)   I see no reason why anyone would want a computer in their home.

Kenneth Olsen
American Businessman, Founder of Digital Equipment

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(40 votes)   There is never finality in the display terminal's screen, but an irresponsible whimsicality, as words, sentences, and paragraphs are negated at the touch of a key. The significance of the past, as expressed in the manuscript by a deleted word or an inserted correction, is annulled in idle gusts of electronic massacre.

Alexander Cockburn
1941-, Anglo-Irish Journalist

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