Birthday

(39 votes)   A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

R. C. Ferguson

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(39 votes)   A man over ninety is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

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(39 votes)   It is better to wear out than to rust out.

Bishop Richard Cumberland

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(39 votes)   One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.

Oscar Wilde

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(39 votes)   The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Unknown

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(39 votes)   You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.

Sir Seymour Hicks

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(38 votes)   How unspeakably the lengthening of memories in common endears our old friends!

George Eliot

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(38 votes)   Old age is not for sissies.

Malcolm Forbes

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(38 votes)   Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change.

Molly Keane

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(38 votes)   Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight.

Luther Dixon

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(38 votes)   There are days of oldness, and then one gets young again.

Katherine Butler Hathaway

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(38 votes)   Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend.

John Lyle

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(38 votes)   Youth comes but once in a lifetime.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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(37 votes)   Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade

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(37 votes)   It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else.

Albert Schweitezer

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