Birthday

(92 votes)   Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

Anonymous

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(85 votes)   When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

James M. Barrie

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(75 votes)   You take all the experience and judgement of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.

Henry Ford

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(74 votes)   One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

William Feather

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(74 votes)   Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.

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(72 votes)   I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred.

Thomas Alva Edison

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(71 votes)   A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomach ache.

James Russell Lowell

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(71 votes)   When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

Mark Twain

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(70 votes)   How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments

Benjamin Franklin

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(67 votes)   Never look a gift horse in the mouth!

St. Jerome

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(66 votes)   Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

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(64 votes)   Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.

Rudyard Kipling

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(62 votes)   A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.

Robert Benchley

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(62 votes)   Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

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(62 votes)   want to be an artist To paint pictures just for you, So when each birthday comes around, I can send you quite a few.

Anonymous

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