Advice

(62 votes)   Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. The Duchess of Windsor when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life.

Anonymous

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(62 votes)   I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake he said. They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much.

Anthony Lake

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(61 votes)   Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say Don't trust anyone over 30.

Anonymous

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(61 votes)   For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. - Laundry instructions on a shirt made by (HEET) Korea

HEET

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(61 votes)   When a thing is done, advice comes too late. - Romanian Proverb

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(61 votes)   When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice.

Charles Varlet Marquis de La Grange

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(59 votes)   Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.

Seneca
4 B.C. – 65 A.D., Spanish-born Roman Statesman, philosopher

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(59 votes)   We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld
1613-1680, French Classical Writer

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(59 votes)   Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.

Proverbs

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(58 votes)   If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you will hear it. My advice to you concerning applause is this; enjoy it but never quite believe it.

Robert Montgomery

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(58 votes)   Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.

Ivern Ball

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(58 votes)   The one thing people are the most liberal with, is their advice.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld
1613-1680, French Classical Writer

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(57 votes)   A good scare is worth more than good advice.

Horace
BC 65-8, Italian Poet

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(57 votes)   Count your age with friends but not with years.

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(57 votes)   empty mayonaise jars

chace smartt
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