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(42 votes)   The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my confidence beaten out of me.

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(35 votes)   And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

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(32 votes)   And then in my senior year of high school, I tried to go on at local nightclubs in New Hampshire, or I'd go on at school assemblies.

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(32 votes)   By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

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(32 votes)   I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

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(31 votes)   I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

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(31 votes)   You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

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(30 votes)   I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

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(27 votes)   I really think everything is fair game.

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(27 votes)   It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

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(27 votes)   Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

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(27 votes)   That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

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(25 votes)   Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

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(24 votes)   The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

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