Robin Williams

(45 votes)   We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

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(43 votes)   You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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(36 votes)   People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

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(35 votes)   When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

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(35 votes)   Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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(34 votes)   Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

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(34 votes)   The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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(34 votes)   When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

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(32 votes)   We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

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(30 votes)   If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

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(30 votes)   What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

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(29 votes)   Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

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(28 votes)   The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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(27 votes)   Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

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(26 votes)   When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

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