Robin Williams

(154 votes)   Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

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(152 votes)   Carpe per diem - seize the check.

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(150 votes)   Comedy is acting out optimism.

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(150 votes)   The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

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(149 votes)   We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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(148 votes)   The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?

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(147 votes)   Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

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(141 votes)   Reality: What a concept!

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(137 votes)   Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

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(92 votes)   We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

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(87 votes)   Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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(72 votes)   Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

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(72 votes)   Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's ready.

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1952-, American Actor, Comedian

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(67 votes)   No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

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(49 votes)   I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

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