Mark Twain

(71 votes)   He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

Mark Twain
1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

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(71 votes)   When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

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(70 votes)   It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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(70 votes)   The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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(69 votes)   I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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(68 votes)   When one has tasted it [Watermelon] he knows what the angels eat.

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(67 votes)   I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

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(67 votes)   The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.

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(67 votes)   Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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(66 votes)   The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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(66 votes)   The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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(65 votes)   A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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(65 votes)   Better a broken promise than none at all.

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(64 votes)   The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people but if we tried to shut up the insane we would run out of building materials.

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(63 votes)   An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

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