George Bernard Shaw

(63 votes)   A lifetime of happiness? No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.

George Bernard Shaw
1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(61 votes)   There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

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(59 votes)   Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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(59 votes)   Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.

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1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(59 votes)   Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.

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1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(59 votes)   Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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(58 votes)   He who has never hoped can never despair.

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(58 votes)   It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

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(58 votes)   What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.

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1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(58 votes)   When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them. But when they are away, we console ourselves for their absence by dwelling on their vices.

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1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(58 votes)   Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.

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(57 votes)   If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentlemen, he may pronounce as he pleases.

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1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(57 votes)   Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

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1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(57 votes)   There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

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1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist

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(57 votes)   You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

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