White Heat

(35 votes)   Gloria Clemente: Teammates can't hustle each other.
Rhonda Deane: Why not?
Gloria Clemente: It's not artistic.


White Men Cant Jump 1992

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(33 votes)   Ned: How's the cop business, Oscar?
Oscar: Real good. Always starts hopping in weather like this. When it gets this hot, people try to kill each other.


Body Heat 1981

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(30 votes)   Kumar: So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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(27 votes)   Cindy: Gold, have you ever... when you were my age... did you ever just sow your wild oats?
Sergeant Gold: Well, sure I did... but what's that have to do with anything?
Cindy: Well, that's just sort of what I'm doing.


Undercover Heat 1995

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(26 votes)   Matty: Ned, this Mary Ann.
Mary Ann: We were just meeting. Ned made me feel very welcome.


Body Heat 1981

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(19 votes)   Viktor Rostavili: Any country that can survive Stalin can certainly handle a little dope.


Red Heat 1985

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(18 votes)   Harold: I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man.
Kumar: Dude, ****in' I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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(15 votes)   Heat Vision: I say a round Earth is a blessing. Each day you can see a new horizon. Goodnight.


Heat Vision and Jack (TV) 1999

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(13 votes)   Hippie Student: [Kumar trying to buy pot] Here, that's sixt - 80 bucks.
Kumar: 80 bucks?
Hippie Student: Yeah, 80 bucks.
Kumar: Yo, this is worth 40 tops bro!
Hippie Student: Bro? I'm not your bro, bro. ok, and that's 80 bucks. You don't feel like getting high tonight? If you don't feel like getting high, that's cool with me because there's lots of people around here. See this guy? Hey, what's up, George? I smoke buds with George all the time.
Kumar: What kind of a hippie are you?
Hippie Student: What kind of hippie am I? Man, I'm a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand.


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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(13 votes)   Queen: And since you've been so good to poor old Granny, I'll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary apple. It's a magic wishing apple.
Snow White: A wishing apple?
Queen: Yes. One bite, and all your dreams will come true.
Snow White: Really?
Queen: Yes, girlie. Now, make a wish, and take a bite.


Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937

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(13 votes)   Ron White: When my wife's on her period, she won't have sex with me at all! No way! Which is bull****, because if the roller coaster's broken, they don't shut down the whole amusement park! People standing outside the fence going, The log ride's still working. And I've got some
[referring to material in his They Call Me Tater Salad DVD]
Ron White: 'coupins'!


Ron White: You Cant Fix Stupid (TV) 2006

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(12 votes)   Justine Hanna: But you have to be present like a normal guy some of the time. That's sharing. This is not sharing, this is leftovers.
Vincent Hanna: All right, so what I should do is, uhm, come home and say Hi Honey, guess what? I walked into this house today where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave because it was crying too loud, so let me share that with you.


Heat 1972

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(12 votes)   Security Guard: No, ma'am. Unless you have a pass, you cannot go up there.
Elle: Lucky I always keep it on me. Hold on. It's right here. There you go.
Security Guard: What is it?
Elle: It's my double platinium VVIP VERSACE Preferred Customer identification card, of course. Available only to those that have shopped on at least five continents. If that fails to satisfy you, you can also contact Billy Dailey, head of customer relations.
Security Guard: You got the wrong VERSACE, lady.
Elle: Really? So Donatella's not here?


Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde 2003

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(10 votes)   Kumar: [about Doogie Howser, M.D] So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse?
Neil Patrick Harris: No... I didn't go all the way with her.


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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(9 votes)   Det. Harriet Walker: [Joe and Harriet are watching the back entrance to a nightclub where Sophie and Theo are working undercover] I wonder why we weren't chosen.
Det. Joe Hill: What for?
Det. Harriet Walker: The undercover gig.
Det. Joe Hill: I don't know... you ever seen me dance?
Det. Joe Hill: [Harriet chuckles] Maybe we're too conspicious.
Det. Harriet Walker: Don't tell me I've been assigned to the geriatrics' scrap heap at the age of 28.
Det. Joe Hill: I'm happy you're out here.


White Collar Blue 2002

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