White Heat

(126 votes)   [the sound of shooting is heard]
Zuckie Hommell: Sounds bad, Cody.
Cody Jarrett: Why don't you give 'em my address too...


White Heat 1949

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(33 votes)   Cat Manzetti: You leave your guns with those guys over there.
Art Ridzik: No way. A Chicago cop never relinquishes his weapon.
[the gang all point their guns at him]
Art Ridzik: Here you go.


Red Heat 1985

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(25 votes)   Ned: How's the cop business, Oscar?
Oscar: Real good. Always starts hopping in weather like this. When it gets this hot, people try to kill each other.


Body Heat 1981

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(21 votes)   Gloria Clemente: Teammates can't hustle each other.
Rhonda Deane: Why not?
Gloria Clemente: It's not artistic.


White Men Cant Jump 1992

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(18 votes)   Matty: Ned, this Mary Ann.
Mary Ann: We were just meeting. Ned made me feel very welcome.


Body Heat 1981

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(15 votes)   Officer Martone: [notices the jail door keys in the jail door, and Jackson sitting inside the cell reading a book] Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!
Tarik: What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.
Officer Reilly: He's trying to break free! Get him!
Tarik: Aw, ****.
[gets up and spread eagles on the cell wall, while still holding the book in one hand]
Officer Martone: Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!
Tarik: That's not a gun, that's a book.
Officer Reilly: Secure the book!
Officer Palumbo: Book is secure. You bring this filth
[book is on human rights]
Officer Palumbo: in here? What is this ****?


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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(14 votes)   Marvin Shabazz: I'll shove my dick so far up your ass, I'll impale your tonsils.
Sol: That's a lovely picture.
Marvin Shabazz: Shut up!
Sol: Okay.


The Great White Hype 1996

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(13 votes)   Kumar: So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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(13 votes)   Marcus Copeland: You hit like a *****! C'mon.


White Chicks 2004

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(13 votes)   Ron White: We went on our honeymoon to Santorini, Greece, and the cruise was fine. We fought the whole time. And I knew this was going to happen because she booked the cruise, she's showing it to me on the calendar, and the cruise is at the end of the month. Guess what else happens at the end of the month over at our house?


Ron White: You Cant Fix Stupid (TV) 2006

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(12 votes)   Abdul Elijah: Revolutionary political leaders like myself are incarcerated to keep us quiet.
Ivan Danko: What is your political crime?
Abdul Elijah: I robbed a bank.


Red Heat 1985

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(12 votes)   Commander Lou Donnelly CPD: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Ivan Danko: Vodka.


Red Heat 1985

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(12 votes)   Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, **** my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything the good lord would'nt do.
Kumar: [walking away with Harold] Dude am I going deaf or did he just say we could **** his wife?


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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(11 votes)   Snow White: [to the Seven Dwarfs] Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me.
Dwarfs: Kill you?
Happy: Who will?
Sneezy: Yes, who?
Snow White: My stepmother, the queen.
Dwarfs: The QUEEN! She's wicked!
Happy: She's bad!
Sneezy: She's mighty mean!
Grumpy: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!
Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am.
Grumpy: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself *invisible*. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!


Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937

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(10 votes)   Harold: I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man.
Kumar: Dude, ****in' I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.


Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

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