When Harry Met Sally...

(31 votes)   Harry: [yelling] You Frontier Hippy!


Cherry, Harry & Raquel! 1970

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(31 votes)   [Talking about life]
The Devil: It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.


Deconstructing Harry 1997

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(29 votes)   Capt. Wiles: [after Dr. Greenbow trips over the body] Couldn't have had more people here if I'd sold tickets.


The Trouble with Harry 1955

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(26 votes)   Seamus: Blimey! That's one big woman.


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

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(23 votes)   Barney: It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!


How I Met Your Mother 2005

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(23 votes)   Sam Marlowe: You're not supposed to bury bodies whenever you find them. It makes people suspicious.


The Trouble with Harry 1955

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(21 votes)   Harry Crumb: My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments.


Whos Harry Crumb? 1989

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(20 votes)   Hagrid: Dry up Dursley, you great prune!


Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone 2001

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(20 votes)   Lucius Malfoy: Your scar is legend. As of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

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(19 votes)   Professor McGonagall: Albus, do you really think it wise, leaving him here with these people? I've watched them all day, they're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are...
Dumbledore: The only family he has.
Professor McGonagall: This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name.
Dumbledore: Exactly. He's much better off growing up away from all of that... until he is ready.


Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone 2001

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(17 votes)   Harry: [to Dobby] Never try to save my life again.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

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(17 votes)   Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

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(15 votes)   Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

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(14 votes)   Harry: You're sure about this, Neville?
Neville: Absolutely.
Harry: For an hour?
Neville: Most likely.
Harry: Most likely?
Neville: Well, there's some debate among herbologists about its effectiveness in fresh water as opposed to salt water...
Harry: You're telling me this *now*?


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

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(14 votes)   Ted: At least someone appreciates the fact that I am doing and not thinking.
[pause]
Ted: And now, I don't think I won't not go the bathroom.


How I Met Your Mother 2005

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