When Harry Met Sally...

(26 votes)   Harry: [yelling] You Frontier Hippy!


Cherry, Harry & Raquel! 1970

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(23 votes)   [Talking about life]
The Devil: It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.


Deconstructing Harry 1997

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(21 votes)   Dumbledore: Well now that we're all settled in and sorted, I'd like to make an announcement. This castle will not only be your home this year but home to some very special guests as well. You see, Hogwarts has been chosen to host a legendary event: The TriWizard Tournament. The Tournament brings together three schools for a series of magical contests. From each school a single student is selected to compete. Now let me be clear. If chosen, you stand alone. And trust me when I say, these contest are not for the faint-hearted. But more of that later.


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

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(19 votes)   Draco Malfoy: [picks up Neville's Rememberall] Did you see his face? Maybe if that fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.


Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone 2001

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(19 votes)   Seamus: Blimey! That's one big woman.


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

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(18 votes)   Mr. Arthur Weasley: Harry, promise me, that whatever you may hear, that you won't go looking for Black.
Harry: Mr. Weasley, why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

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(16 votes)   Sam Marlowe: You're not supposed to bury bodies whenever you find them. It makes people suspicious.


The Trouble with Harry 1955

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(15 votes)   Jennifer Rogers: I've never been to a home-made funeral before.
Capt. Wiles: I have... it's my third. All in one day...


The Trouble with Harry 1955

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(14 votes)   Hagrid: Dry up Dursley, you great prune!


Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone 2001

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(13 votes)   Hermione: Harry... what's happened?
Harry: [Referring to Sirius Black] He was their friend, and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!... I hope he finds me! Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

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(13 votes)   Lucius Malfoy: Your scar is legend. As of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

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(13 votes)   Professor McGonagall: Albus, do you really think it wise, leaving him here with these people? I've watched them all day, they're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are...
Dumbledore: The only family he has.
Professor McGonagall: This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name.
Dumbledore: Exactly. He's much better off growing up away from all of that... until he is ready.


Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone 2001

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(12 votes)   Harry Knuckles: Smells like fish; tastes like PAIN!


Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace (V) 2004

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(11 votes)   Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

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(11 votes)   Dumbledore: Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher for many years, has decided to retire in order to spend more time with his remaining limbs.


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

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