The Wizard of Oz

(120 votes)   Wizard of Oz: A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.


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(48 votes)   Dorothy: Your majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Cowardly Lion: Not nobody. Not nohow.
Tin Woodsman: Not even a rhinoceros?
Cowardly Lion: Imposerous!
Dorothy: How about a hippopotamus?
Cowardly Lion: Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottomus.
Dorothy: Supposing you met an elephant?
Cowardly Lion: I'd knot him up in cellophant.
Scarecrow: What if it were a brontosaurus?
Cowardly Lion: I'd show him who was king of the forest.


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(36 votes)   Dorothy: Toto, I've
[got]
Dorothy: a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.


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(35 votes)   Dorothy: I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble!


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(29 votes)   Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!


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(26 votes)   [Dorothy watches the Wicked Witch melt]
Wicked Witch of the West: Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?


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(15 votes)   Wizard of Oz: Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz. I said come back tomorrow.


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(8 votes)   [about her mom]
Haley: She packed it in. She was a showgirl. Great legs. I got her legs, what do you think?


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(98 votes)   Wizard of Oz: You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.


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(94 votes)   Auntie Em: Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!


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(84 votes)   [last lines]
Dorothy: Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - oh, Auntie Em - there's no place like home!


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(81 votes)   Cowardly Lion: I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks,


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(78 votes)   Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!


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(71 votes)   Dorothy: It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
[singing]
Dorothy: The wind began to swish / The house, to pitch / And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch / Just then the Witch / To satisfy an itch / Was flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
Munchkin: and, oh, what happened then was rich.
Munchkins: The house began to pitch / The kitchen took a slitch / It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch / Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.


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(66 votes)   Dorothy: Do you think there could be wild animals in here?
Tin Woodsman: Perhaps.
Scarecrow: Even ones that, that eat... straw?
Tin Woodsman: Some, but mostly lions and tigers and bears.
Dorothy: Lions?
Scarecrow: And tigers?
Tin Woodsman: And bears.


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