The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

(27 votes)   Ben Gates: I'm in a little trouble.
Patrick Gates: Is she pregnant?
Ben Gates: If she is would you leave the mother of your grandchild standing out in the cold?
Patrick Gates: Come in.
Abigail Chase: [to Riley] I look pregnant?
[He shakes his head]


National Treasure 2004

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(21 votes)   [from trailer]
Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?
Ben Gates: Well, you never know.


National Treasure: Book of Secrets 2007

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(13 votes)   Ben Gates: The preservation room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?
Riley Poole: Delicious jams and jellies?


National Treasure 2004

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(13 votes)   Captain Amelia: [to a protesting Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're...
[to Arrow]
Captain Amelia: how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Mr. Arrow: 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.
Captain Amelia: [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.


Treasure Planet 2002

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(12 votes)   Patrick Gates: I'm the family kook. I have a job, a house, health insurance...


National Treasure 2004

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(11 votes)   Doctor Doppler: I'm fluent in flatula, Jim. Took two years of it in high school.


Treasure Planet 2002

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(11 votes)   Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Dewey: Yeah.
Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this oppurtunity slip from my fingers!
Dewey: But he's our friend.
Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie isn't a person! A genie is a... a thing!


DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 1990

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(9 votes)   Rizzo: You know, the ocean. The big blue wet thing.


Muppet Treasure Island 1996

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(8 votes)   Ben Gates: You all right?
Abigail Chase: No, those - those lunatics...
Ben Gates: You're not hurt, are you?
Abigail Chase: You're *all* lunatics!
Ben Gates: You hungry?
Abigail Chase: What?
Ben Gates: Are you all right?
Riley Poole: Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I'll be fine, thanks for asking.
Abigail Chase: Yeah, well *I'm* not all right! Those men have the Declaration of Independence!
Riley Poole: She *lost* it?
Ben Gates: *They* don't have it.
[He pulls the Declaration out to show her]
Ben Gates: See? Okay? Now could you *please* stop shouting?
Abigail Chase: [She reaches for it but he pulls it away] Give me that!
Ben Gates: You're *still* shouting, and it's really starting to annoy. You would do well, Dr. Chase, to be a little more *civilized* in this instance.
Abigail Chase: If that's the *real* one, what did *they* get?
Ben Gates: A souvenir. I thought it'd be a good idea to have a duplicate, turns out I was right. I actually had to pay for the souvenir *and* the real one, so you owe me $35, plus tax.
Riley Poole: Genius.
Abigail Chase: Who *were* those men?
Ben Gates: Just the guys we *warned* you were going to try to steal the Declaration.
Riley Poole: And *you* didn't believe us!
Ben Gates: We did the only thing we could do to keep it safe.
Abigail Chase: Verdammt! Give me that!
Ben Gates: You know something? You're shouting again.
Riley Poole: Pretty sure she was swearing too.
Ben Gates: Well, we probably deserved *that.*


National Treasure 2004

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(7 votes)   Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that?


Muppet Treasure Island 1996

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(7 votes)   John Silver: Here now. Have a taste of me famous bonzabeast stew.
Doctor Doppler: [sniffs and tastes] Mmm. Delightfully tangy, yet robust.
John Silver: Old family recipe.
Doctor Doppler: [sees an eyeball in the stew] Aah!
John Silver: In fact, that was part of the old family.


Treasure Planet 2002

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(7 votes)   Sarah Hawkins: Jim, I just don't want to see you throw away your entire future!
Jim Hawkins: [to himself] Yeah, what future...?


Treasure Planet 2002

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(6 votes)   John Silver: We best be keeping a sharp eye on this one, eh, Morph? Wouldn't want him strayin' into things he shouldn't.


Treasure Planet 2002

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(6 votes)   Mr. Samuel Erroll: Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that.
Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was just paraphrasing.


Muppet Treasure Island 1996

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(6 votes)   Riley Poole: It's surrounded by guards... video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips.


National Treasure 2004

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