The Pride of the Yankees

(34 votes)   Mr. Darcy: You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.


Pride & Prejudice 2005

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(32 votes)   Lola: I took the zing out of the King of Siam. / I took the starch out of the sails of the Prince of Wales. / It's no great art gettin' the heart of a man on a silver platter. / A little brains, a little talent with an emphasis on the latter!


Damn Yankees! 1958

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(30 votes)   Sarmoti: As a lion you got it here
[touches Larry's forehead]
Sarmoti: and in here.
[touches Larry's ribacage]
Larry: [giggling] That tickles.
Sarmoti: You sure you're all lion? Maybe a chimp schtooped your gradma.


Father of the Pride 2004

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(24 votes)   Mr. Darcy: You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.


Pride and Prejudice 1940

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(19 votes)   Mr. Applegate: Wives! They cause me more trouble than the Methodist church.


Damn Yankees! 1958

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(18 votes)   Roger the Orangutan: [bent over, facing Larry and pointing to his rear end] Larry, is that a mole? I can't tell. Be honest.
Larry: Roger, I can't do a mole check right now.
Roger the Orangutan: Do you know how much it took to make myself that vulnerable to you, crapface?


Father of the Pride 2004

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(13 votes)   Mr. Applegate: Have a nice trip?
Lola: Perfect. The plane crashed in Cleveland.
Mr. Applegate: Good. Now about that job in Chicago.
Lola: Just dandy. I got the old boy to embezzle 100,000 dollars and lost it for him at the race track. Then his wife left him and he took to drink. I told him I was through and he jumped out the window... twenty second story.
Mr. Applegate: That's high enough, that's fine.
Lola: I wanna try the Empire State Building on this next one.


Damn Yankees! 1958

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(12 votes)   Elizabeth Bennet: What a beautiful pianoforte.
Georgiana Darcy: My brother gave it to me. He shouldn't have.
Mr. Darcy: Yes, I should've.
Georgiana Darcy: Oh, very well then.
Mr. Darcy: Easily persuaded, is she not?
Elizabeth Bennet: Your unfortunate brother once had to put up with my playing for a whole evening.
Georgiana Darcy: But he says you play so well.
Elizabeth Bennet: Then he has perjured himself most profoundly.
Mr. Darcy: No I said, played quite well.
Elizabeth Bennet: Oh, quite well is not very well. I'm satisfied.


Pride & Prejudice 2005

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(11 votes)   Mr. Collins: Mrs. Bennet I was hoping, if it would not trouble you, that I might solicit a private audience with Miss Elizabeth in the course of the morning.
Mrs. Bennet: Oh, yes. Certainly. Lizzie will be very happy indeed. Everyone, out. Mr. Collins would like a private audience with your sister.
Elizabeth Bennet: No, no, wait, please. I beg you. Mr. Collins can have nothing to say to me that anybody need not hear.
Mrs. Bennet: No nonsense, Lizzie. I desire you will stay where you are. Everyone else to the drawing room. Mr. Bennet?
Mr. Bennet: But...
Mrs. Bennet: Now.


Pride & Prejudice 2005

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(10 votes)   Mr. Darcy: Do you talk, as a rule, while dancing?
Elizabeth Bennet: No... No, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn... Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don't you think?


Pride & Prejudice 2005

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(9 votes)   Collins: Elizabeth, we've been commanded to multiply and replenish the Earth!


Pride and Prejudice 1940

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(8 votes)   Jack Wickam: So... he used the old multiply and replenish line. Funny, that usually works for me. Maybe it was his delivery.
Elizabeth: His delivery was fine, I just didn't want the package.


Pride and Prejudice 1940

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(8 votes)   Roy: We will takes these pandas, of which there are only six in North America, and we will mate them, and create more magnificent giant pandas.
Siegfried: Once again they shall roam the plains in great herds as they did before the white man came.


Father of the Pride 2004

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(8 votes)   Sarmoti: Hey, here comes that Debra chick.
Bernie: I hear she is wild!
Larry: The elephant? You're into that?
Bernie: C'mon, you never had the Pinned in the Lake fantasy? You know, I'm just sitting here at the water's edge. Whoops! I slipped. Or did I?


Father of the Pride 2004

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(7 votes)   Sarmoti: [talking about the Today show] Katie Couric has got that good girl but probably wild in the sack thing going on.
Larry: Brother, you got that right!


Father of the Pride 2004

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