Star Wars

(45 votes)   Lieutenant Valeris: We must inform Starfleet Command...
Captain Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: Inform them of what? A new weapon that's invisible? Raving lunatics, that's what they'll call us! They'll say we're so desperate to exonerate the captain that we'll say anything.
Captain Spock: And they would be correct. We have no evidence, only a theory which happens to fit the facts.


Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1991

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(37 votes)   Melanie Horton: Oh I thought you sold the Renoir for Teddy's braces? Or then again didn't you sell the Renoir to pay for Tommy's legal defense? The money from that Renoir is like splinters of the true cross, everybody's got a piece!


The Evening Star 1996

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(31 votes)   Qui-Gon Jinn: [to Anakin] May the force be with you.


Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1999

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(30 votes)   Darth Malak: This is but a taste of the dark side, to whet your appetite.


Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (VG) 2003

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(30 votes)   Harry Kim: [commenting on Paris' fighting technique] You punch like a Ferengi.


Star Trek: Voyager 1995

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(29 votes)   Private"Pizza Chef" Oetker: Oh, no! My lasergun has malfunctioned, this can't be happening!!
[followed by an Alien breaking his neck]


Future Wars 2004

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(22 votes)   [Dr. Zimmerman talking to his EMH]
Dr. Zimmerman: Reginald was right about you. You have exceeded the sum of your program. You've accomplished far more than I could have ever predicted. But let's face facts, you never overcame the inherent flaws in your personality subroutine. You're arrogant. Irritable. A JERK, as Counsellor Troi would say.
The Doctor: I believe she was describing you as well.
Dr. Zimmerman: Don't change the subject.


Star Trek: Voyager 1995

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(21 votes)   Chekov: Scotch was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad.


Star Trek 1966

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(21 votes)   Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.


Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2002

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(21 votes)   Qui-Gon Jinn: Anakin! Tell them to take off!


Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1999

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(20 votes)   Captain Kirk: Checkov you know anything about a radiation surge?
Commander Pavel Chekov: Only the size of my head.
Captain Kirk: I know what you mean.


Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1991

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(19 votes)   [With head stuck on a battle droid's body]
C-3PO: DIE, Jedi dogs. Oh... what did I say?


Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2002

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(18 votes)   Charley Wade: Son, you got a talent for stating the obvious.


Lone Star 1952

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(17 votes)   GDI Gen. Jack Granger: As long as there is tiberium on this planet, NOD is a serious threat to everyone.


Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars (VG) 2007

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(17 votes)   Kate Bighead: They call it the Fetterman massacre. After the officer who swore that with 80 men, he could wipe out the entire Sioux nation. It was no massacre. Them soldiers were stupid, and they rode to their deaths.
[Indian warriors fire a barrage of arrows at the U.S soldiers]


Son of the Morning Star (TV) 1991

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