Some Like It Hot

(58 votes)   Mulligan: You better bring a check in case the joint is raided.
Waiter: Who's gonna raid a funeral?
Mulligan: Some people got no respect for the dead.


Some Like It Hot 1959

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(40 votes)   Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say cool off?
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said play times over and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the ****in' chain!


Hot Fuzz 2007

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(30 votes)   Sugar: [on the yacht Junior's pretending he owns] Which is the port and which is the starboard?
Junior: Well that depends. That depends on whether you're coming or going. I mean, *normally*, normally, the aft is on the other side of the stern. But - And that's the bridge, so you can get from one side of the boat to the other.


Some Like It Hot 1959

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(28 votes)   Spats Colombo: [when his speakeasy is raided] What's the rap this time?
Mulligan: Embalming people with coffee - 86 proof.


Some Like It Hot 1959

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(28 votes)   Sweet Sue: Are you two from the Poliakoff agency?
Joe: Yes, we're the new girls.
Daphne: Brand new!


Some Like It Hot 1959

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(27 votes)   Nicholas Angel: I may not be a religious man Reverend, but I know right and I know wrong and I have the good grace to know which is which.
Reverend Philip Shooter: Oh, **** off, grasshopper.


Hot Fuzz 2007

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(24 votes)   Nicholas Angel: And are they as big as he is?
Danny Butterman: Who?
Nicholas Angel: The mum and the sister?
Danny Butterman: Same person.


Hot Fuzz 2007

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(22 votes)   Gunner 'Nosher' Evans: My Dad thinks I'm good-looking.
Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh: Drinks a lot, does he?


It Aint Half Hot Mum 1974

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(21 votes)   Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: Yes, I have.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: No!


Hot Fuzz 2007

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(20 votes)   Ben: That's a long time to live in one place.
Alan Stewart: You don't believe in living in one place, Mr. Quick?
Ben: Well, my family moved. Not that they wanted to. They was encouraged by the local citizens.


The Long, Hot Summer 1958

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(19 votes)   Sugar: Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.


Some Like It Hot 1959

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(17 votes)   DS Andy Wainwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? **** off down the model village.


Hot Fuzz 2007

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(17 votes)   Simon Skinner: [on walkie-talkie after Angel has knocked out Michael] Michael, are you there?
Nicholas Angel: Yarp...
Simon Skinner: Has Sergeant Angel been taken care of?
Nicholas Angel: Yarp...
Simon Skinner: Is he going to get up anymore?
Nicholas Angel: [Thinks for a while] ... Narp?
Simon Skinner: Good, proceed to the castle.


Hot Fuzz 2007

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(16 votes)   Rabinowitz: What are you reading?
Topper: Great Expectations.
Rabinowitz: Is it any good?
Topper: It's not what I'd hoped for.


Hot Shots! Part Deux 1993

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(14 votes)   Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.
Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.
Officer: It could be days.
Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.


Hot Shots! 1991

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