Sex and the City

(65 votes)   Carrie: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.


Sex and the City 1998

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(10 votes)   Hawk: How's it hanging, Padre?
Father Phillip McNulty: Woah, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?... Nose drums!


Detroit Rock City 1999

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(10 votes)   Victor "Vic" Vance: [Opening Cutscene] Vic Vance, reporting for duty, Sir!


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(8 votes)   Dr. Schreber: You are probably wondering why I keep appearing in your memories, John. It is because I have inserted myself into them.


Dark City 1950

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(8 votes)   Phil Collins: [Vic drives Phil and Barry to their hotel after being chased by mobsters] Shouldn't we call the police?
Barry: This is Vice City, mate. Seriously, bandit country. It's nothing.
Phil Collins: Who is this Georgio you owe money to?
Barry: Oh, just a fan. He lent me... I mean, he GAVE me a few quid.
Phil Collins: Barry, are you in hock to gangsters?
Barry: No, mate! I swear, on your life!
Phil Collins: Yeah, well that's what I'm worried about. You're a real moron. I should have left you to manage that talking dog. What was his name? Puddles?


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(7 votes)   Barry Shalowitz: What do you think? What would be the perfect flavor with this meal?
Ira Shalowitz: Cherry vanilla?
Barry Shalowitz: No. If it was Chinese food, right on the money, but this? Toasted almonds.
Mitch Robbins: What's going on?
Ira Shalowitz: Barry can pick out the exact right flavor of ice cream to follow any meal. Go ahead. Challenge him.
Mitch Robbins: Challenge him?
Barry Shalowitz: Go on.
Mitch Robbins: Franks and beans.
Barry Shalowitz: Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time.
[Flings plate at Mitch as if he throws down the gauntlet]
Barry Shalowitz: Come on. Push me.
Mitch Robbins: Sea bass.
Barry Shalowitz: Grilled?
Mitch Robbins: Sauteed.
Barry Shalowitz: I'm with you.
Mitch Robbins: Potatoes au gratin. Asparagus.
Barry Shalowitz: Rum raisin.
Barry Shalowitz, Ira Shalowitz: WOOF!


City Slickers 1991

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(7 votes)   Bonnie Rayburn: Listen, it took a lot of courage to do what you did. Thank you.
Mitch Robbins: I'm married.


City Slickers 1991

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(7 votes)   Commercial Announcer: Do you have dry mouth?
Woman: I sure do
[lisped]
Commercial Announcer: It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates your food. But what happens when you run out of saliva?
Woman: Help me, I can't talk.
Commercial Announcer: For personal dryness upstairs, it's Salivex.
Woman: Wow, I can spit again!
Commercial Announcer: Salivex is more than saliva in a can. Salivex improves consumption efficiency by 50%. No more halfway cures like coating your throat with cooking oil to have that extra piece of cake, or bowl of kitty litter.
Woman: After a night out my tongue tasted like carpet. It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's...
Man: [dubs over] ... stamp collection...
Woman: ...all night.
Man: It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck a...
Man: [dubs over again] ... lollipop...
Man: ...for as long as I want!
Commercial Announcer: Salivex tastes like your own saliva! That's because at Salvex's state-of-the-art production facilities, we use salivation philanthropists, who make Salivex all day! Salivex, when it comes to personal dryness upstairs, WE'RE DEADLY SERIOUS.


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (VG) 2002

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(7 votes)   Mike: Stuart, what makes someone a hero?
Stuart: I'd have to go with x-ray vision.


Spin City 1996

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(7 votes)   Pooky: [sobbing] I tried to kick... but that **** just be callin' me man, it be callin' me, man... I just got to go to it!


New Jack City 1991

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(7 votes)   Seth: Let's go.
Maggie: Where?
Seth: Anywhere.
Maggie: What'll we do?
Seth: Anything.


City of Angels 1998

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(7 votes)   Thelonius: This lowly, handless, deeply unattractive mudlover is a pig.


Babe: Pig in the City 1998

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(7 votes)   Victor 'Vic' Vance: We should spread out an cover as much ground as we can. Let me know if you need any help.
Lance Vance: Wait up. I'm gonna need some serious artillery for this gig.
[Takes an M4 out of the car's trunk]
Lance Vance: Hello, Mr. M4! M for Mother****er!


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(6 votes)   Dad: I'll crush my own windpipe with a hammer if he goes
Mandy: I'll take all my clothes off and scream
Dad: I'll live in a suitcase under the bed without holes
Moira price: ...and I will join Plaid Cymru


Satellite City 1996

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(6 votes)   Flash FM Imaging Singer: Playing nothing but the hits, irrelevant of the quality.


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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