Midnight Cowboy

(35 votes)   Diane: You won't **** me and I always have to drive.


Drugstore Cowboy 1989

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(26 votes)   Vincent: Before you part from this world, can you tell me something? I am already dead since Titan and this world the butterflies are showing me... Is it a dream? Or is their world the real one and the world where I was, the dream? I don't know.


Cowboy Bebop: Tengoku no tobira 2001

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(73 votes)   Joe Buck: I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away!
Ratso Rizzo: Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(69 votes)   Ratso Rizzo: Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(66 votes)   Will Knott: It's thanks to Griffin and his military mortuary skills that I've made my recent headlong leap to three stripes. We lost half our squad, attempting one of his map-inspired, ill-conceived recon patrols. When I say 'lost', I mean 'killed'. Nobody in the army ever admits that someone on our side is killed. They're either lost, like Christopher Robin... hit, as in a batter hit by a pitched ball... or they get 'it' like in hide-and-go-seek. Or maybe they 'get it', as with an ambiguous joke.


A Midnight Clear 1992

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(58 votes)   Gretel McAlbertson: Why are you stealing food?
Ratso Rizzo: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back.
Gretel McAlbertson: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it.
Ratso Rizzo: Well, if it's free, then I ain't stealin'.


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(58 votes)   Shirley: You fell. Hey fella, you fell.


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(53 votes)   Ratso Rizzo: I'm walking here! I'm walking here!


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(51 votes)   Miss Smithson, the New Maid: I - locked her in there -
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, sir... it was 'orrible! Miss Lucille was bidding me good-night, - --
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: - and then, sir I screamed, and frightened 'im! And out of the window 'e flew!
Professor Edward C. Burke: Smithson, have you been drinking?
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, no, sir! If I 'ave... I 'opes I chokes on the next one!


London After Midnight 1927

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(50 votes)   Joe Buck: I only get carsick on boats.


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(49 votes)   Joe Buck: It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady.


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(49 votes)   Kalmus: By the way, what brings you to Tonto?
Tex Archer: Well...
Duke Evans: We're-we're looking for work. Done some entertainin' in our time and folks say not bad... I'm considered the best mandolin picker in Arizona and Tex here, he hits mighty few sour notes on the vocal chords.


Sing, Cowboy, Sing 1937

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(48 votes)   Ratso Rizzo: Excuse my vulgarity.


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(47 votes)   Joe Buck: Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!


Midnight Cowboy 1969

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(46 votes)   Jim Williams: What a genteel way of asking if I come from old money.
John Kelso: Well, are you?
Jim Williams: No, what money I have is about eleven years old.


Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil 1997

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