Love Story

(54 votes)   Graham Martin: You should get one.
Oliver Martin: That was the plan, but I'm unemployed, and living with mom and dad.
Graham Martin: Oliver, this is your life. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.


A Lot Like Love 2005

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(52 votes)   Wheezer: I couldn't sleep last night!
Mary Ann: Couldn't sleep? Why?
Wheezer: Aw, Jack kept a' huggin' an' a' kissin' me! All night he did!
Mary Ann: He did?
Wheezer: Yeah, an' he kept moaning: I love you, I love you, my darling...
[Jackie enters the room]
Wheezer: HEY, DON'T YOU KISS ME!


Love Business 1931

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(41 votes)   [last lines]
Sam: And lived happily ever after, at least for now, hey I'm only a freshman.


A Cinderella Story 2004

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(40 votes)   Ethel Mertz: Imagine me meeting a Queen face to face, I'm scared.
Fred Mertz: You're scared? Think of the Queen.


I Love Lucy 1951

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(34 votes)   Kay Miniver: Death can be easy. It's living that's difficult.


The Miniver Story 1950

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(31 votes)   General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.


Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 1964

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(28 votes)   Al Hirschfeld: Scuplture is really a drawing that you fall over in the dark.


The Line King: The Al Hirschfeld Story 1996

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(23 votes)   White Ninja: [thought scan in haiku] Angelina J/You've not even been born yet/But I can't wait.


Destroy All Humans! 2: Make War Not Love (VG) 2006

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(23 votes)   [Turgidson advocates a further nuclear attack to prevent a Soviet response to Ripper's attack]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.
President Merkin Muffley: You're talking about mass murder, General, not war!
General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.


Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 1964

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(21 votes)   Martha Gray, Elliott's Secretary: I just remembered, I have an appointment with a headache.


Smash-Up: The Story of a Woman 1947

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(21 votes)   Pursy Will: Everyone knows that books are better than life! That's why they're books!


A Love Song for Bobby Long 2004

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(21 votes)   Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: Get down, Tom. Lead him around once. That's bad.
Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner: What's the matter?
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: What is it?
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: The way he was using his right foreleg.
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: His leg? I didn't notice it.
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: I hope it's not what I'm thinking it is.
Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner: What is it, Shawn?
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: Tom, get the vet.
Ted Knowles, Jockey: Yes, sir.
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: I can't rightly tell, but I don't like the feel of the leg at all.
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: But Shawn, he wasn't limping badly.
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: He was trying not to, bless his heart, but I doubt very much if he'll be able to run in the Santa Anita.
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: Oh, no.
Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner: That's terrible news.


The Story of Seabiscuit 1949

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(20 votes)   Billy Chapel: God, I always said I would never bother you about baseball, lord knows you have bigger things to worry about. But if you could make this pain in my shoulder stop for ten minutes, I would really appreciate it.


For Love of the Game 1999

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(20 votes)   Romeo Guildenstern: The Dark is formless and invisible. It invades the body like a plague, an unseen visitor. Yet those it taints become... undying.
Commander Samantha: Undying?
Romeo Guildenstern: Yes. They do not die.
Commander Samantha: But... he did die. Turned to dust. Leaving no trace. Did he not?
Romeo Guildenstern: What is death? Is it the ruination of the flesh? Surely, that is death, but it is only one facet of the truth. True death... is the death of the soul.
Commander Samantha: And theirs is not a true death?
Romeo Guildenstern: Even should their flesh crumble to decay, their souls will wander eternally. The undying of Leá Monde do die. But, it is... an incomplete death.
Ashley Riot: [listening from afar] An incomplete death...
Romeo Guildenstern: Trapped in purgation, they yearn for life. Thus, they seek bodies without souls. And the corpses that walk are born. They say the howl of the north wind is the cry of the wandering souls.


Vagrant Story (VG) 2000

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(20 votes)   Stewie Griffin: [on top of shelf and drunk] Everybody!Everybody! I'm gonna jump! Gonna jump from... Gonna jump... to my high chair!
Peter Griffin: Stewie can u not interupt? It grinds my gears when u do that.
Lois Griffin: Oh he said it!
Stewie Griffin: U ready? Can u... Can u see me... gonna jump... gonna ju... jump to my highchair. U watching? Are u? Are u?
[jumps and misseshighchair]
Stewie Griffin: Ow! U see me?


Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story (V) 2005

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