Jerry Maguire

(14 votes)   Tyson Tidwell: That's my mo-fo.


Jerry Maguire 1996

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(109 votes)   Dorothy: He's coming over.
Laurel: Tonight?
Dorothy: He just lost his best client. I invited the guy over.
Laurel: Dorothy, this is not a guy. It's a syndrome. Early mid-life. Hanging on to the bottom wrong. Dear God, don't let me be alone or I call my newly long suffering assistent without medical for company settlement. If now all you still want is him to come over, I'm not saying anything.
Dorothy: Honey, he's engaged.


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(107 votes)   Jerry Maguire: Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?


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(102 votes)   Dorothy: Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.


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(98 votes)   Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello.


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(97 votes)   Avery Bishop: You are Jerry Ma-****en-guire!


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(97 votes)   Jerry Maguire: Help me... help you. Help me, help you.


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(95 votes)   Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.


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(92 votes)   Dorothy: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.


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(84 votes)   Ethan: Everybody loves you. Pisses me off.


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(79 votes)   Dorothy: I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot.


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(76 votes)   [Rod has just told Jerry he will keep him as his agent]
Jerry Maguire: That's that's great. I'm really... happy.
Rod Tidwell: Are you listenin'?
Jerry Maguire: Yes!
Rod Tidwell: This is what I'm gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry. But this is what you gonna do for me, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Yeah, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you?
Rod Tidwell: It's something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It's a family motto. Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! Jerry, it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.
Jerry Maguire: Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: No, no. You can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I bet you he can say it!
Jerry Maguire: Ye, ye, no, no, no. Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: No! Not show you! Show me the money!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Yeah! Louder!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: I need to feel you Jerry!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money! Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: I love black people.
Jerry Maguire: I love black people!
Rod Tidwell: Who's your mother****er, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: You're my miother ****er! Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Uh! Congratulations, you're still my agent.


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(68 votes)   Jerry Maguire: I started talking to Dennis Wilburn about your re-negotiation this morning.
Rod Tidwell: Talking. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter... I smell all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are making the... quan, and you are talking.


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(59 votes)   Jerry Maguire: I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world.


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(54 votes)   Dorothy: Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.


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