Grand Hotel

(35 votes)   [Wakes up in the morning.]
Mr. Dunne: Bloody hell; still alive.


Hotel de Love 1996

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(23 votes)   Alex Van Camp: [Referring to Keith] It doesn't matter who we pick. That guy still has the final say. I hope he enjoys his little power reign. He's gonna be in a world of hurt if he sends any of us three guys home.


Paradise Hotel 2003

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(22 votes)   Flash FM Imaging Singer: Playing nothing but the hits, irrelevant of the quality.


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(22 votes)   Pedestrian: You're like my asshole, always holding up ****.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(21 votes)   Carl Johnson: **** you and your casino!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(21 votes)   Melissa: What are you doing? You can't keep up your drive-by I Love You's.


Hotel de Love 1996

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(21 votes)   Pedestrian: Move, *****! Get out' the way!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(21 votes)   VRock Voice: The vulture is back and he's carpet bombing Vice City! V-Rock keeps passing out the prizes with the Vulture Prize Patrol. Tell Vice City you're a rebel. All you need to do is pick up your V-Rock window sticker, place it on your car window. And you'll not only let everyone know what kind of music you like, you'll set the record straight on your sexuality once and for all.


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(13 votes)   Carl Johnson: [when CJ being busted] i tell you what, 1 time, shut your butt.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(13 votes)   Carl Johnson: [while carjacking someone] Now now, you need to exercise more.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(13 votes)   Carl Johnson: [while pointing a gun at someone] It's my constitutional right, *****!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(13 votes)   Lazlow: You know if one more mom calls in complaining, My son listened to your station and then he flunked out of school, wa-wa-wa...”, well how you gonna learn to party at school, mom?


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (VG) 2002

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(12 votes)   Toni Ferrari: Keith, come over here...
[Keith ignores Toni]
Toni Ferrari: I'll get him later. Let the boys enjoy their dinner. The old Toni would have let it go, period. Not the new Toni.
Keith Cuda: *****.


Paradise Hotel 2003

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(11 votes)   Pastor Richards: That's a lie, son - we come from the great meteor of truth!


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (VG) 2002

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(9 votes)   Carl Johnson: [a motorist hits his vehicle] You hit my ****in' ride!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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