Grand Hotel

(42 votes)   Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!
Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!
Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!


Grand Theft Auto III (VG) 2001

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(40 votes)   Uniform Cop: Wherever there's a hippie, there's a crime, even if that crime hasn't happened yet. That's what I always say.


Grand Theft Parsons 2003

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(19 votes)   Tina Jane: This is Roy Ayers, Everybody Loves the Sunshine. And they do... Except for vampires and people on acid.


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(18 votes)   restaurant manager: Do you speak french?
Cantinflas: Yes, ma'am.
restaurant manager: And English too?
Cantinflas: Oui, oui, mon chéri
restaurant manager: All right. Get dressed and start immediatelly!
Cantinflas: Thank you very much!
restaurant manager: Yes?,..., oui,...oui?


Gran Hotel 1944

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(15 votes)   Alex Van Camp: [Referring to Keith] It doesn't matter who we pick. That guy still has the final say. I hope he enjoys his little power reign. He's gonna be in a world of hurt if he sends any of us three guys home.


Paradise Hotel 2003

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(15 votes)   Tommy Smith: This is a plaid shirt free zone. We're rockers, people. Not lumberjacks.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(13 votes)   Carl Johnson: **** you and your casino!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(13 votes)   Paul Rusesabagina: I am glad that you have shot this footage and that the world will see it. It is the only way we have a chance that people might intervene.
Jack: Yeah and if no one intervenes, is it still a good thing to show?
Paul Rusesabagina: How can they not intervene when they witness such atrocities?
Jack: I think if people see this footage they'll say, oh my God that's horrible, and then go on eating their dinners.
[pause]
Jack: What the hell do I know?


Hotel Rwanda 2004

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(12 votes)   Motorcycle Cop: [CJ being chased by motorcycle cop] I'm gonna call for a back up, i beleive in sharing!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(12 votes)   Pedestrian: Move, *****! Get out' the way!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(11 votes)   Melissa: What are you doing? You can't keep up your drive-by I Love You's.


Hotel de Love 1996

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(11 votes)   [after shooting someone]
Carl Johnson: Bang! Bang! Bang!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(10 votes)   Carl Johnson: Woozie, you know I'm black and not Chinese, right?
Woozie: Carl, I may be blind, but I'm not stupid.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(10 votes)   Carl Johnson: [while carjacking someone] I need that **** you drive!


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (VG) 2004

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(9 votes)   Paul Rusesabagina: What are you going to do - shoot me? Shoot me. I would pay you to shoot my family! I would consider it a blessing!


Hotel Rwanda 2004

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