Duck Soup

(59 votes)   Rufus T. Firefly: [On the phone] Get me headquarters. Not hindquarters, headquarters!


Duck Soup 1933

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(53 votes)   Rufus T. Firefly: [to Chicolini] I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten a-rid of you instead.


Duck Soup 1933

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(35 votes)   [on the children's show Hip-Hop Harry]
"Stupid" Scott: I've never had dried apples - what are they?
Host: That's when Hip-Hop Harry pulled out a gun and shot the kid.


The Soup 2004

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(17 votes)   Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.


Darkwing Duck 1991

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(15 votes)   ALF: I've been breeding boneless free-range kittens and playing cards with the cast from Valerie's Family.


Talk Soup 1991

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(11 votes)   Darkwing Duck: It's like the Chicken said Lauchpad, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.


Darkwing Duck 1991

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(77 votes)   Ambassador Trentino: Now will you tell me what happened on Saturday?
Chicolini: I'm glad you ask me. We follow this man down to a roadhouse, and at this roadhouse he meet a married lady.
Ambassador Trentino: A married lady?
Chicolini: Yeah, I think it was his wife.
Ambassador Trentino: Firefly has no wife!
Chicolini: No?
Ambassador Trentino: No!
Chicolini: Then you know what I think, boss?
Ambassador Trentino: What?
Chicolini: I think-a we follow the wrong man.


Duck Soup 1933

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(73 votes)   Ambassador Trentino: I am willing to do anything to prevent this war.
Rufus T. Firefly: It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.


Duck Soup 1933

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(61 votes)   Ambassador Trentino: Have you been trailing Firefly?
Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound.
Ambassador Trentino: Oh really?
Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either.


Duck Soup 1933

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(61 votes)   Daffy Duck: I'm not just your ordinary, meat-on-the-table duck. I'm gifted. I'm just slopping over with talent.


Duck Soup to Nuts 1944

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(59 votes)   Openly Gator: The whole party's coming back to me! Oh, this place was wall to wall cock
[notices Queer Duck's young nephew is there]
Openly Gator: uh, coke. Coke. We were doing coke. A cola. We were drinking coca-cola, 7-Up, and Dr. Poppers. PEPPER! We were drinking Dr. Pepper
Adam Seymour "Queer Duck" Duckstein: Go back to bed.
Openly Gator: Good idea
Queer Duck's nephew: Who was that?
Adam Seymour "Queer Duck" Duckstein: The Boogeyman.


Queer Duck 1999

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(58 votes)   Ambassador Trentino: You didn't shadow Firefly?
Chicolini: Oh, sure we shadow Firefly - we shadow him all day.
Ambassador Trentino: But what day was that?
Chicolini: Shadowday!
[laughs loudly]
Chicolini: That's-a some joke, eh, boss?
[Trentino buries his face in his hands]


Duck Soup 1933

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(58 votes)   Bob Roland: We've got to get rid of that man at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and he'll strike you... and we'll force him to leave the country.
Rufus T. Firefly: That's a swell plan... why couldn't you arrange for me to strike him?
Bob Roland: Ambassador Trentino is a very sensitive man. Perhaps if you insult him. He's very easy to insult. Why, I said something to Vera Marcal in his presence once, and he slapped my face.
Rufus T. Firefly: Why didn't Vera slap your face?
Bob Roland: She did.
Rufus T. Firefly: What'd you say to her?
[Roland whispers it in his ear. Firefly slaps his face]
Rufus T. Firefly: You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Where'd you hear that story?
Bob Roland: Why, you told it to me.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh yes, I remember. I should have slapped Mrs. Teasdale's face when she told it to me.


Duck Soup 1933

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(57 votes)   Daffy Duck: Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is the cwaziest peoples. Ha ha ha.


Daffy Duck Hunt 1949

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(55 votes)   Rufus T. Firefly: Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.


Duck Soup 1933

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