Blade Runner

(4 votes)   [Holding a sword]
Deacon Frost: Hey Blade, let's do this.


Blade 1998

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(43 votes)   Doyle: Believe in the Bible, do ya Karl?
Karl: I don't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.
Doyle: Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and lo and behold someone says some **** to someone else - just how retarded are you?


Sling Blade 1996

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(42 votes)   Batty: We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.


Blade Runner 1982

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(36 votes)   Wendell Sonny Lawson: Fifty percent, Lord! I'm talking gross!


The End Runner 2003

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(23 votes)   Asher Talos: [about the Nightstalkers attack] We got caught with our pants down.
Jarko Grimwood: Pants down? They pretty much ****ing ass-raped us!


Blade: Trinity 2004

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(22 votes)   Blade: [pulling the pin out of a UV grenade] You don't know what you are ****ING with!


Blade II 2002

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(19 votes)   Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...
Leon: What one?
Holden: What?
Leon: What desert?
Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
Leon: Tortoise? What's that?
Holden: You know what a turtle is?
Leon: Of course!
Holden: Same thing.
Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
[Leon has become visibly shaken]
Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?


Blade Runner 1982

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(18 votes)   Florinda: What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.


Zorro, the Gay Blade 1981

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(16 votes)   Rachael: What if I go north? Disappear. Would you come after me? Hunt me?
Deckard: No. No, I wouldn't. I owe you one. But somebody would.


Blade Runner 1982

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(15 votes)   Hannibal King: [to the dog licking his ear] Back off, pooch.
[the dog opens its three-jawed mouth, showing vampire fangs and a Reaper-style tongue]
Hannibal King: [shouts] Jesus Christ!
[he bolts to his feet]
Hannibal King: What the ****?
Asher Talos: [picking up the dog] Good dog.
Hannibal King: [shouts] What the ****?
Asher Talos: His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species, experimenting.
Hannibal King: You made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian?


Blade: Trinity 2004

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(13 votes)   Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
Dr. Karen Jenson: Like what?
Blade: Like me.


Blade 1998

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(11 votes)   Deacon Frost: How you doing, chief?
Blade: [reaches for his gun]
Deacon Frost: Easy...
[pulls in a little girl closer to him]
Deacon Frost: wouldn't want our little friend here to wind up in the back of a milk carton now, would we? God, it's finally nice to meet you, man. I had my eye on you for years. I know all about you. Your serum, Whistler. Everything.
Blade: [amused] Sunblock.
Deacon Frost: Hey, it's a start, right? The goal, of course, is to be like you - the Daywalker! You got the best of both worlds, don't you? All our strengths... none of our weaknesses...
Blade: Yeah, well maybe I don't see it that way.
Deacon Frost: Oh, so it's back to pretending we're human again? C'mon... spare me the Uncle Tom routine, okay? You can't keep denying what you are, man. You think the humans will ever accept a half-breed like you? They can't... they're afraid of you... and they should be. You're an animal, you're a ****in' maniac! Look at 'em. They're cattle; pieces of meat. What difference does it make how their world ends? Plague... war... famine. Morality doesn't even enter into it. We're just a function of natural selection, man. The new race...
Blade: Looks like your mascara's running...
Deacon Frost: [wipes a bit of sunblock from his face] I'm offering you a truce. I want you with us.
Blade: What do you think I'm stupid?
[mentions La Magra in the vampire language]
Deacon Frost: You're familiar with the Blood god.
Blade: Frost... you're nothing to me but another dead vampire.
Deacon Frost: You're an idiot, you know that? I came down here offering you an easy way out and you spit it right back in my ****in' face!
Blade: [reach for his gun again]
Deacon Frost: [picks up the little girl by the throat] Careful!
Blade: What do I care? They're nothing but cattle... just like you said.
Deacon Frost: If you wanna take the hard road, be my guest, pal. But I promise you by the time this is over, you're gonna wish they never cut you from your mother's...
Blade: [shoots and misses Frost as Frost throws the little girl and runs]


Blade 1998

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(11 votes)   Ray Cumberland: Don't **** with my thing.


Blade: Trinity 2004

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(9 votes)   Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor: You don't get anywhere without effort, do you lad?


The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner 1962

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(9 votes)   Zoe: [watching Blade inhaling his serum] Why do you do that?
Blade: There's something bad inside me. This keeps it from getting out.
Zoe: Why can't you just be nice?
Blade: Because the world isn't nice.


Blade: Trinity 2004

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