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Attention Scum
(34 votes) The League Against Tedium: Greatness sits upon my shoulders just as a dog urinates upon the pavement. That is, with naturalness and ease, and some offence to the casual observer. Attention Scum 2001
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(30 votes) Oderus Urungus: [Buzzing sound comes from nowhere] Huh, oh no, it's that fly again, so who wants to bet that I cant catch that f**king fly? Beefcake the Mighty: [Watching Oderus go back and forth] He chaces the fly.
GWAR: Tour De Scum (V) 1991
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(30 votes) The League Against Tedium: The pen is mightier than the sword, you claim. I shall meet you at dawn tomorrow in Hyde Park. Bring your pens and prepare to have your logic tested by steel. Attention Scum 2001
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(29 votes) The League Against Tedium: And I say thus: All the world's a stage, its inhabitants merely actors. And thus, by definition, ponces. Attention Scum 2001
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(26 votes) Lang: It's time for straight talk, Kim. It's not my fault you posed for Harmon. It's not my fault you posed for Larry in the nude. You did it, its your problem, its pretty late to act prissy and prim. All you kids make me sick! You act like little Miss Muffet and down inside your dirty, do you hear me? Dirty! Your greedy and self centered and think you can get away with anything. Your no better than the girl who sells herself to a man, your worse because your a hypocrite. And now little Miss Muffet is in trouble and she's all outraged virtue. Well you listen and you listen well, your damaged merchandise and this is a fire sale. You walk outta here and your reputation won't be worth fifteen cents. You'll do as I tell you! Do you hear me? You'll do as I tell you!! Scum of the Earth 1963
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(26 votes) The League Against Tedium: Art gallery? spare me talk of you art galleries. What need have I of paintings when I possess several high quality mirrors? Attention Scum 2001
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(25 votes) The League Against Tedium: Don't count your chickens before they're hatched, you assert. I say count them! And then dismiss them for what they are: chickens. Merely chickens. Attention Scum 2001
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(25 votes) The League Against Tedium: Have you anything to say? No? Then shut up. Unless you are a woman, in which case carry on - it's delightful. Attention Scum 2001
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(24 votes) The League Against Tedium: A fool and his money are easily parted, but they often retain their hair well into their fifties. Attention Scum 2001
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(24 votes) The League Against Tedium: I remember when I posed as a customs officer to meet Oscar Wilde. Have you anything to declare? I enquired. I have nothing to declare but my genius, he replied. I shall put that down as 'nothing', then, shall I? I said. For I am the wittiest man on Earth bar none, and have two sharp fists to prove it. Attention Scum 2001
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(24 votes) The League Against Tedium: My dog has no legs but he still chews bones. How does a dog with no legs chew bones? With a great deal of suspicion, I notice. Attention Scum 2001
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(23 votes) Archer: You know when I was in the Scrubs, sweating it out in that filthy cell, I had this matchbox. And it said on this matchbox that it takes 60 muscles to frown but only 13 to smile, so why waste energy? You see, I'm doing me time in a matchbox. Scum 1979
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(22 votes) The League Against Tedium: Admire wealthy people. They will not suspect your motives. Attention Scum 2001
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(21 votes) Archer: Sometimes, someday I somehow get the strangest notion they're trying to break my spirit. Scum 1979
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(15 votes) Carlin: Right Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll ****ing kill ya! Scum 1979
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