Aladdin

(96 votes)   Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.
Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Man in market: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Man in market: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one.


Aladdin 1992

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(62 votes)   Jafar: You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
[He zaps Aladdin. Jasmine rushes towards him, and he throws her to the ground. Aladdin rushes and grabs the staff]
Aladdin: Get the lamp!
[Jasmine runs to it. Jafar, however, shakes off Aladdin, then zaps her into an hourglass]
Jafar: Ah, ah, ah, princess - Your time is up!
Aladdin: Jasmine!
[Sand begins to fall from the top onto her]
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf -
[he is knocked out by Abu who then rushes for the lamp]
Jafar: Don't toy with me!
[zaps Abu into a toy monkey]
Aladdin: Abu!
[Carpet rushes in and grabs the lamp]
Jafar: Things are unraveling fast, now boy.
[Carpet is zapped and unravels, dropping the lamp. Aladdin rushes for it]
Jafar: Get the point?
[Aladdin's path is blocked by large swords sticking in the floor. Jafar grabs the lamp and laughs hideously. Aladdin pulls a sword out of the floor]
Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up!
[He breathes a ring of fire around Aladdin]
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be!
[He smiles broadly, and we see a snake's tongue come out from behind his teeth. He then turns into a giant cobra, and the ring of fire around Aladdin becomes part of the snake encircling him. The snake Jafar makes moves on Aladdin, and on the third try, Aladdin swings the sword and hits Jafar. Cut to Genie cheerleaders wearing 'A' sweaters]
Genie: Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake - stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
Genie: [Genie waving a tiny pennant with a 'J' on it, Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man - if he can't do it, GREAT!
[Aladdin uses the distraction to make a break for the hourglass where Jasmine is trapped. However, Jafar sees this and blocks the path. Aladdin is thrown away, and he loses his sword]
Princess Jasmine: Aladdin!
[Aladdin jumps on a large gem and slides across the floor, grabbing the sword on his way. He turns a corner, but the pursuing snake cannot, and the front half of Jafar crashes through a wall and hangs outside the palace. Aladdin jumps up on the snake's back and stabs it. Jafar screams in agony. Aladdin again tries to free the princess]
Aladdin: Jasmine, hang on!
[He is about to hit the glass with his sword when Jafar grabs him]
Jafar: [laughs hideously] You little fool! You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!
Iago: [with Genie coming up behind him] Squeeze him, Jafar - Squeeze him like a - awk!
Genie: [accidently elbows him out of the way]


Aladdin 1992

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(103 votes)   The Magic Oracle: I see all that has been, and all that will be.


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (V) 1995

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(101 votes)   Aladdin: Where is my father?
The Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (V) 1995

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(95 votes)   Genie: All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?


Aladdin 1992

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(88 votes)   Thief: [singing] Are you out or in?
Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (V) 1995

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(83 votes)   Genie: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (V) 1995

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(78 votes)   Genie: [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end!


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (V) 1995

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(78 votes)   [last lines after credits]
Genie: You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, fellas! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!


Aladdin 1992

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(76 votes)   Princess Jasmine: Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.
[Rajah grumbles]
Princess Jasmine: Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine: Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore.
Sultan: [Exasperated] Ooooh! I... I...
[to Rajah]
Sultan: Allah forbid you should have any daughters.


Aladdin 1992

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(75 votes)   Genie: If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (V) 1995

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(70 votes)   Iago: If I'm with you, I'm in trouble. If I'm with the Genie, I'm - Yech! - with the Genie.


Aladdin 1994

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(67 votes)   Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, I-I want the Nile. Wish for the Nile. Try that.
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way!
[laughs]
Genie: Oh, does that feels good!


Aladdin 1992

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(61 votes)   Genie: But oh, to be free. Not to have to go Poof! Whaddaya need, Poof! Whaddaya need, Poof! Whaddaya need?. To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.


Aladdin 1992

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(58 votes)   Aladdin: [talking about the 40 thieves] Well, they have no where to go. We got 'em trapped.
Iago: WE? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.


Aladdin and the King of Thieves (V) 1995

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