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(42 votes) Bo Beaumont: I'm a Brummie - that's God's way of making you live in Birmingham! Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(69 votes) Donna: I'm used to the high-life! These tights cost £9! Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(63 votes) Miss Babs: You can't say gypsy anymore Mrs O, it's very politically incorrect! Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(50 votes) Donna: You never mind Noel. That shirt-lifter. Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(48 votes) Bo Beaumont: It was wartime! There was a rubber shortage. We tried painting condoms on with gravy browning, but they wasn't 100% effective. Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(47 votes) Mr. Clifford: I'll handle this. I have a scrotum. Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(45 votes) Bo Beaumont: Next thing, she's off to Bermuda with a suitcase full of provocative skanties! If she'd stuck to a lattice jam tartlet and a Vimto, all this could've been avoided! Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(44 votes) Donna: Piles, though your arse is aching... Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(42 votes) Bo Beaumont: Get a whiff of that. Nothing more irresistable than the smell of a mature woman's macaroon. Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(41 votes) Miss Babs: Mrs Overall can't have gotten far. That's one of the blessings of osteoporosis. Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(40 votes) Babs: [on the phone] Well, that certainly *sounds* like a genuine Picasso. But I would have to see it to be sure. Acorn Antiques 1986
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(39 votes) Bo Beaumont: And for only £2 more, I got some multi-vitamin-and-truth-drug capsules, and a lemon-and-lime reusable gusset freshener. Acorn Antiques: The Musical (V) 2006
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(35 votes) Mrs Overall: Sometimes I think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the pill. Acorn Antiques 1986
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