A Few Good Men

(34 votes)   Bill Swan: Backstage with no door.
Pat Noel: Backstage with no brains.


A Good Band Is Easy to Kill 2005

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(33 votes)   Harold: Remember, scare the **** out of them, but don't damage them. I want 'em conscious and talkative. And lads, try and be discreet, eh?


The Long Good Friday 1980

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(30 votes)   Carter Duryea: Are you all psyched?


In Good Company 2004

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(21 votes)   Adrian Cronauer: Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways.


Good Morning, Vietnam 1987

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(20 votes)   Leonard Scruby: Now, this is your affidavit, Mr Miles. It sets out your reason for applying for care and control.
Mark Varda: Should be alright. Bound to be, really. Can always rely on Kirby Smith for a genuinely reactionary decision.


The Good Father 1985

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(20 votes)   Otis: I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce.
Dexter: Shark poison!
Ed: Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks?


Good Burger 1997

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(18 votes)   Sister Brenda: If we're talking in religious terms.
Dylan Messinger: What do you mean?
Sister Brenda: If the UPS man was a hymn, I'd sing him everyday.


Good Morning, Miami 2002

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(17 votes)   Lt. Steven Hauk: Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November?
Dan 'The Man' Levitan: Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, but it turns out he won't come.
Lt. Steven Hauk: Why not?
Edward Garlick: He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir.
Lt. Steven Hauk: That is not funny!
Private Abersold: How about if it escalated?
Lt. Steven Hauk: How about if what escalated?
Private Abersold: The Vietnam conflict.
Lt. Steven Hauk: The Vietnam conflict. We are not going to escalate a whole war just so we can book a big name comedian!


Good Morning, Vietnam 1987

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(14 votes)   Gavin Stone: Hey, Bessie. You wanna go easy on that cud?
Lucia Rojas-Klein: Why does everything have to turn into a cheap insult with you, woman hips?


Good Morning, Miami 2002

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(14 votes)   Jake Silver: Ok, now I'm gonna have to back up over you with my whoopass mobile.


Good Morning, Miami 2002

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(14 votes)   Leonard Scruby: So you had absolutely no idea your wife was subject to these tendencies?
Roger Miles: None whatsoever.
Leonard Scruby: Good. And how did you find out?
Roger Miles: My son told me.
Leonard Scruby: Oh, excellent. What did he say?
Roger Miles: She shares a bed with this women.
Leonard Scruby: Who is a known Lesbian?
Roger Miles: Yes. She got married once.
Leonard Scruby: Excuse me?
Roger Miles: To another women. Read something about it somewhere. Gay News. Don't know if she's had a divorce.
Leonard Scruby: Well, this is most promising. And where has your wife taken the boy?
Roger Miles: Brixton.
Leonard Scruby: Oh, wonderful.


The Good Father 1985

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(14 votes)   Mark Varda: The trick was to get the same judge sit to preside over the final hearing. Same judge, same verdict. That's the beauty of the system.


The Good Father 1985

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(13 votes)   Will: What the **** do you want?
Lambeau: My name is Gerald Lambeau. The guy who you told to go **** himself.
Will: Well, what the **** do you want?


Good Will Hunting 1997

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(13 votes)   [ordering drinks]
Lambeau: Perrier.
Sean: That's French for club soda.


Good Will Hunting 1997

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(12 votes)   Chuckie: I didn't get on Cathy last night.
Will: No?
Chuckie: Nah.
Will: Why not?
Chuckie: I don't know.
[yells across room]
Chuckie: Cathy!
Cathy: What?
Chuckie: Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?
Cathy: Oh, **** you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.


Good Will Hunting 1997

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