A Crack in the Floor

(35 votes)   Floyd Fryed: You just tell that plane, we don't want you goin' nowhere, especially to Brazil.
Tyler Trout: Well there's a lot of monkeys down there, you know what you can do with them?
Floyd Fryed: Yeah, but...
Tyler Trout: Think about it!
Floyd Fryed: [chuckling] Hey, you wanna take me with you? We'll both go to Brazil. Play with the monkeys.
Tyler Trout: Play with monkeys. Put bananas in hidden places.


A Crack in the Floor 2000

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(15 votes)   Terry Cordell: [Opening her car's passenger door] Come on. Get in.
George Steele: No thanks, I'll take a streetcar; I can trust streetcars.
[A policeman's whistle is heard and we see two cops running toward Steele. Steele jumps into the car, and they take off.]
George Steele: What's your racket girlie? Whattya do for a living?
Terry Cordell: I'm outta my head. I drive around in cars picking up psychopathic killers.
[softening]
Terry Cordell: Someone has to look after you. I was at a party at Reynolds'. Things began to come apart at the seams. I drove Traybin....
George Steele: [interrupting] I know that.
Terry Cordell: OK, you know that. You know everything. You're the great Steele. You walk through brick walls. You...
[She pulls over]
Terry Cordell: You can wait here. They're going to put in a streetcar soon. Unless... unless you have some dim idea of what you're doing and want me to help you.
George Steele: I always ask one question of people who want to join my club. Who's Traybin?


Crack-Up 1946

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(13 votes)   Jane Fuller: Why did you butcher those people?
Douglas Hall: Because it was fun!


The Thirteenth Floor 1999

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(12 votes)   Max: The lines are too clogged with urbane-ament.


Laughter on the 23rd Floor (TV) 2001

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(4 votes)   Val: My dog dreams funnier than you.
Milt: My dog can say, ****ing pumpernickel.


Laughter on the 23rd Floor (TV) 2001

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(37 votes)   Tyler Trout: Take the chicken wing, it's soft, and use it as a suppository. Leave it in for 10 minutes, it'll take you out of your misery.


A Crack in the Floor 2000

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(34 votes)   Tyler Trout: Would you like to snap one of 'em's neck? I got a lot out in the back, and the minute they die, you can smell the rabies leave their body. It's spectacular.


A Crack in the Floor 2000

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(34 votes)   Tyler Trout: You know what's good about that suppository? When she farts, it's gonna smell like southern fried chicken. You hold that in your heart.


A Crack in the Floor 2000

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(22 votes)   Jane: Why do they want to lock you up?
The Stranger: So they can hurt me. They put you in a shirt with long sleeves and they pour ice water on you.


Stranger on the Third Floor 1940

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(19 votes)   Michael Ward: Did you ever want to kill a man?
Martin: My son, there's murder in every intelligent man's heart.


Stranger on the Third Floor 1940

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(19 votes)   The Stranger: I want a couple of hamburgers... and I'd like them raw.


Stranger on the Third Floor 1940

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(17 votes)   The Stranger: They send you to take me back?
Jane: No, who?
The Stranger: Don't you know? The people who lock you up.


Stranger on the Third Floor 1940

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(16 votes)   [Adjusting crotch on thermal suit]
Steele: Tomorrow I'm taking this suit back to the tailor!


Crack in the World 1965

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(15 votes)   Terry Cordell: Wouldn't it be smarter to go to Cochrane and get this thing out in the open?
George Steele: About as smart as cutting my throat to get some fresh air.


Crack-Up 1946

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(13 votes)   Detective McBain: I made the age old mistake. Never trust a beautiful woman.


The Thirteenth Floor 1999

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