A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court

(30 votes)   Karen Parker: [in response to Paul and Bobby's claims of seeing a man in the basement] Well, I'm going to start charging rent if he hangs around


A Haunting in Connecticut (TV) 2002

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(28 votes)   Al Hirschfeld: Scuplture is really a drawing that you fall over in the dark.


The Line King: The Al Hirschfeld Story 1996

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(19 votes)   Pharaoh: I'm told you only need to hear a dream and you can explain it.
Joseph: Not me, Your Excellecy. The explanation comes from God.


Joseph: King of Dreams (V) 2000

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(18 votes)   King Lear: I know you do not love me, For your sisters have, as I remember, done me wrong. You have some cause; they have not.
Cordelia: No cause, no cause.


King Lear (TV) 1976

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(16 votes)   [Arthur wants to play golf with Doug and Ray]
Arthur Spooner: What? Three people can't play golf together? It's not sex, for God's sake!


The King of Queens 1998

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(15 votes)   Deacon Palmer: [Doug is reflecting on how he got the job at IPS] What are you doing here?
Doug Heffernan: Hiding from my girlfriend. See, I told her I had a job here and I don't want her to know I lied and am still unemployed.
Deacon Palmer: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Why don't you just tell her the truth?
Doug Heffernan: If she finds out I lied to her, she'll kill me.
Deacon Palmer: [laughing] That's, wait a minute; I've seen your girlfriend. Doesn't she wear a lot of makeup and mascara; kinda scary looking?
Doug Heffernan: [laughs nervously] Yeah, that's Carrie.
Deacon Palmer: Okay, I'll cover for you if she comes in.


The King of Queens 1998

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(14 votes)   Nicholas Garrigan: I didn't want him to die though.
Idi Amin: But you did it. Why? You want to know why?
Nicholas Garrigan: Yes.
Idi Amin: You did it because you love me.


The Last King of Scotland 2006

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(14 votes)   [Arthur has put dirty dishes in the cupboard]
Doug Heffernan: No big deal. We'll just reload the dishwasher and wash 'em. Okay, which of these did you already put away?
Arthur Spooner: Let's see, I definitely remember putting away a blue bowl with big white and yellow sunflowers on it.
Doug Heffernan: Okay, we don't own anything close to that.


The King of Queens 1998

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(13 votes)   Prince Chulalongkorn: [to his father, the King] You believe! Does that mean that you do not know?


The King and I 1956

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(11 votes)   Doug Heffernan: My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants.


The King of Queens 1998

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(11 votes)   Lady Thiang: [meeting Anna for the first time]
[singing]
Lady Thiang: There is a happy land, far far away, where saints in glory stand bright, bright as day!
Lady Thiang: [Anna looks confused] Mis-on-ary!
Anna: Oh, a missionary taught you English!


The King and I 1956

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(10 votes)   Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippity hop, all the way to the birdie boiler.
Zazu: Oh no, not the birdie boiler.


The Lion King 1994

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(10 votes)   Carrie Spooner Heffernan: What movie do you want to see?
Kelly Palmer: Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull?
Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Oh, yeah...”Floaters.


The King of Queens 1998

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(10 votes)   Jim Ross: [after Foley gets up off the stretcher, some minutes after being thrown off the cell] Look at this! He's got a smile on is face, for God's sakes! Are you kidding me? He wants to go back up!


King of the Ring (V) 1994

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(10 votes)   Princess Johanna: You were right, sire. The horse is prettier.


Good King Wenceslas (TV) 1994

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