A Clockwork Orange

(33 votes)   Female Psychaitrist: I'm going to show you a picture, and you tell me what that person might say.
Alex: Oh
Female Psychaitrist: Let's Begin
[Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock]
Female Psychaitrist: Isn't the plumage beautiful?
Alex: I'm supposed to say what the other person would say?
Female Psychaitrist: Yes, just tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
Alex: Cabbages, knickers, It hasn't got A BEAK!
Female Psychaitrist: Good.
[Changes slides to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom]
Female Psychaitrist: What do you want?
Alex: No time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!
Female Psychaitrist: Alright.
Alex: [Laughs]
Female Psychaitrist: [Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man] You can do whatever you like with these.
Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW-
[moves injured arm]
Alex: OW! ****ing hell! So did I pass?


A Clockwork Orange 1971

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(22 votes)   Lauren Bosworth: Oh, I see smoke poofs!
Lauren Conrad: You see them?
Lauren Bosworth: Smoke poofs! Does that mean people are blazing?
Lauren Conrad: ...Those aren't cigarette poofs.
Lauren Bosworth: Those definitely aren't cigarette poofs...


Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 2004

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(22 votes)   Lauren Conrad: The gorgeous bag is usually an asshole.


Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 2004

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(18 votes)   Arlo: Dude, let's go get lit and jump off the roof of my house.


Orange County 2002

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(17 votes)   Alex: You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your arse!


A Clockwork Orange 1971

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(17 votes)   Prison Chaplain: Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.


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(16 votes)   Psychiatrist: [showing Alex the first slide] Isn't the plummage beautiful?
Alex: I just have to say what the other person would say?
Psychiatrist: Yes.
Alex: [repeating the question] Isn't the plummage beautiful?
Psychiatrist: Yes, well don't think about it too long. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.


A Clockwork Orange 1971

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(15 votes)   Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.
Alex: Got to rest, Mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.


A Clockwork Orange 1971

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(9 votes)   Kristin Cavalleri: [to Stephen after he tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.


Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 2004

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(9 votes)   Lauren Bosworth: Was she like, Ste-phan! Where are you?
Lauren Conrad: Ste-phan! Haha.
Lauren Bosworth: Ste-phan!


Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 2004

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(8 votes)   Minister: As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?
Alex: As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.


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(8 votes)   P.R. Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital; your victim has died.
Alex: You try to frighten me. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, Brother Sir.
P.R. Deltoid: It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness.


A Clockwork Orange 1971

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(7 votes)   Bud Brumder: If you do this I will eat your face!


Orange County 2002

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(7 votes)   Frank Alexander: Who on Earth could that be?
Mrs. Alexander: I'll go and see.


A Clockwork Orange 1971

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(7 votes)   LC's Mom: You cannot get D's and F's. That's not cruising, that's failing.
Lauren Bosworth: Yeah, she does have a point... I'm sorry but she does! I want you to be able to come out with me. Duh.
Lauren Conrad: Hey, Lo...?
[dirty look]
Lauren Bosworth: Sorry, I tried. Your mom does have a point though. You shouldn't be failing... I'm sorry! Just don't fail your classes.
Lauren Conrad: Lo, you suck.
Lauren Bosworth: Stop failing... go out.


Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 2004

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